Ugh, my hyper-hygienic suitemate has installed one of those toilet bowl things- you know, the ones that hang over the rim. I’ve never been to clear on what exactly they do- clean or improve smell or at least make people think they do. I wouldn’t be too bothered by it except for the way it smells. It smells...I don’t know how to describe the way it smells. It’s like those cleaners they use in public restrooms- thick and nauseatingly sweet and extremely strong. It’s worse than any human-created scent. I think the fact that I equate it to public restrooms is what bothers me most. That and how strong it is. Even keeping the door closed at all times, it manages to pervade my room.

I live in a public restroom.

I have to wonder what people who visit think....